Phockz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Orgasmic Symphony]

nice...

the graphics in that were pretty cool; i cant say as much for the story though...

[Macarena - Incomplete]

Excellent!

Man, that was so awsome! An excellent piece of flash, nice colours/concept etc... but u really need 2 finish it...
i also have 2 add, even the rough drawings of urs were stylish! Keep upthe good wrok man!

[Freak: Episode 2]

wow

need i say more?

[Armless Boy]

nice...

that was an excellent piece of flash... the drawings were simple, but that didn't take away from its style... however, not meaning to be some stiff who finds enjoyment about complaining about things... what was the story? Did the armless boy make that box himself somehow? Or was it a trap meant for him? Anyway, an excellent piece of work... keep it up.

[bobs morning]

heh

i have 2 say... bob was very well drawn... but the rest leaves a lot 2 b desired.... funny tho.. nuthin like sittin back... havin a beer wiht godzilla

[Becoming a Pimp]

Good idea... but...

Being pimp myself, i noticed a few flaws in this interesting piece of flash.
1) Purple isnt necessisarliy a pimp's color. Any bright color or unusual print is acceptable. For example: Lime green 3 piece suit with leopard fur on the lapels of the jacket.
2) Bling is ABSOLUTELY necessisary. You have adorned one of the pimps in this flash with a tasetefully large gold cross, but yet none on the main pimp in this flash. Gold teeth are included in the bling section, and should not have its own step.
3) Walk like a 70's disco man? Nah man, the pimp walk involves a limp, and one arm movement should be different from the other, for example, the left arm swings across the body while the right swings parallel.
4) Getting a cane is an important step, but not one made of wood from an old lady, i know its a joke, but im just letting you know.
5) Driving an expensive car... very very important, but that only comes after you get the hoes and start making some payola, not before.
to be continued seeing i have run out of room...

[Strippin' Fatty Santa]

rotflmfao

omg, that was damn hilarious.
his voice was just perfect... not the sterotypica deep 'santery' voice we've grown accustomed to, but still brilliant none the less.

[Cold Blooded Killer]

good but...

i thought this was a really stylish piece of flash, and was really good except...

was there any storyline? were there previous episodes that i missed that told the story of a brave adventurer who stumbled into a rival gangs "hood" to revenge a murdered relative? Or did the main character just 'feel' like it?

Overall, a good piece of flash... but i advise next time you have some sort of story behind it... if you did... i apologize and say this is a great piece of flash.. but if not keep in mind what i said before

mchawking responds:

kinda... it goes along with my movie deliverance I or II... I don't even rememeber.

[Memory]

wow

this has 2 b 1 of the best flash movies I have ever seen.
It is very though provoking, fantastic.

Xenosteel responds:

thank you! Your words are very appreciated :D

[The Simpsons Collection]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

That was sum pretty funny shit.
So damn random, wtf was with Bartman slowiny inching towards the screen accompanied by the theme song to the Prince of Bel-Air?
And wat about the orgy, and the 3D Homer thing, it went 4 like 2 seconds. Mind the Stephen Hawking voices were hysterical, over all, a pretty funny ass piece o shite.